People who don’t like Christmas make John Waters sick but sick people like his comedy and movies, sooo here we go again! The John Waters Christmas show is coming to your city and even though some of the local reindeer are horrified, the outsider elves are laughing out of their rotten little asses. You will, too, bad little boys and girls and thems, because Waters has his own Christmas List and you’re on top of his delinquent delights.
Slide up the chimney to this fast-moving, all-new, radically religious X-mas revival. Father Fistmas Waters will top Santa, bottom for Krampus, and ask you to hop on this non-binary bobsled towards a batshit Bethlehem where even peace needs a little grease.
It’s A John Waters Christmas and the entire world is yelling back, “HAPPY HOLE-A-DAY TO ALL!"
Photo credit: Greg Gorman
